I beat up my last boss

I spotted this article in my news feed reader, listing the top 10 job interview gaffes.

Reading these makes me think I did pretty good in my job interviews.

• Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.
  
  
• Candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died - and his uncle wasn't "looking too good".
  
  
• Candidate asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.
  
  
• Candidate smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
  
  
• Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified".
  
  
• Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.
  
  
• When an applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.
  
  
• A candidate for an accounting position said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person".
  
  
• Candidate took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.

Though there is one that made myself and Worker Bee absolutely splutter. The stupidity - it just blew us away.

• Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.

I mean, what?! SERIOUSLY?