Tuesday, March 11, 2008

If I were George Clooney

George Clooney apparently has been trolling the internets and has responded to the randomnessness.

  • On Fabio saying he would win in a fight: "Yeah, that's probably true. He's a big guy. There is a moment when you are actually in the argument and you're thinking, 'If I do get beaten down by Fabio, that will be far worse than the pain. I wouldn't shake that."

  • On a website calling him "gay, gay, gay": "No, I'm gay, gay. The third gay – that was pushing it."

  • On Rupert Everett calling the Oceans movies a "cancer" that are "destroying us": "Where did that come from? You kind of go, Dude, weren't you in Dunston Checks in?"
And my personal favourite.
  • On Brad Pitt: "Well, you know, if I was a girl and he was a girl, and I was a lesbian and he was a lesbian, I'd be all over him."
My respect for him just increased nine times.

Anyone who can be that random deserves points.

4 comments:

Fat Lazy Guy said...

That is awesome. George Clooney goes up 2 spaces in my book. He was already pretty high up anyway. The dude is just cool.

Marshmallow said...

:-D I've never thought much of George Clooney, mainly because all of the girls used to fawn over him OMMA GAWESH HE SO HAWT - and when he did Batman and Robin instead of Val Kilmer? Me not a happy Marshmallow. But! Randomness earns respect in my books. He has redeemed himself. ^_^

k said...

I was never much of a Clooney fan, but when he does stuff like this, it's impossible not to find him quite charming.

Marshmallow said...

I'm with you - but this randomness? Legendary!